Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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The government

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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