how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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