Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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vitamin c

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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