your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Barbara Streisand

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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