You are the most beautiful person in the world.

Turkey Balls

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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