Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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