Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

The WNBA.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Mitt Romney

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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