- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

404: Anti-joke not found.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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