Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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who is awesome? no one...

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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