- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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