You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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You suck big fat slobber

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Andy Carrol

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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