Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

My children are mistakes

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

are you gay does your mom know

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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