- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

c-? men, C-men

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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