- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What do you call a Jew A Jew

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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