Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What did the fish say after he

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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