what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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