- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

VAGINA.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Morning wood.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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