- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Women's rights.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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