- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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