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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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