- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Velcro. What a rip off.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

every knight i see an owl at window

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

i just pooped that is all!

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Choir.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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