Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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go F*** yourself

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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The WNBA

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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