It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why did? Yes

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Ain't idn't a word.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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