- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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