I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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I <3 Hitler

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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