What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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My name is Jeff

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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