What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

I like the color potato.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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A women in the kitchen.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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