A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Robin, get in the car!

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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