- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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