Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Whats funnier than 24, 69

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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