Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Refrigerator

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Refrigerator

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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racism...deal with it!

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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