- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

5 people are walking

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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