- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

5 people are walking

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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