why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Your existance.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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