Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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womans rights...

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Joke

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Anti Joke

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