- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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