Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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