Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Anti Joke

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