everybody loves raymond

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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