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Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

You're a frog

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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