- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

kaite is dumb that is true

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

a jew walks out of a furnace

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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