Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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YOU

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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pudding

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