A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Seven

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My friend harris is fat.

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a woman votes!

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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