Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Seven

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

snooki

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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