- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

your moms my other ride

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

knock knock no ones home

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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