- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

YOU

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

pudding

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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