- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

david weres the slug gone

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Roses are red. Violets are purple

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Womans baksetball...

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??