How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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