An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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who is awesome? no one...

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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retard

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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Women's Rights Movement

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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