- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

When life throws you lemons, duck.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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