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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Female rights.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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