- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miscarriages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

My love life

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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