- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Dude man, I'm high...

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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