- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.