- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Please? No.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Women's Rights.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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