Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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* anti-punchline

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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