- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

* anti-punchline

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Alex Gedrose.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

James Patrick Campbell

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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