Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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ur mum

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Well, there's one way...

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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