- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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