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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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