what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Your Mother

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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The Moon Landing.

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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