- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

The WNBA.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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