Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Im cute hehehee

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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