What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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