- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Women's rights...

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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