why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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