How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

I grunt when I poop.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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