A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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This is an anti-joke.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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