- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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