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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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