- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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