What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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hi hi strager danger

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Invisible Television.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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