Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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