- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

whos district champs not JM

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Who wants $300? Me too.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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