- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

hey, my names mark.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

A Pakistani news reader.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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