- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Women's Rights

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

whos district champs not JM

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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