Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A Pakistani news reader.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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