- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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